Thinking he was auditioning for a WWF challenger role, Henry smacked down the casting director with a folding chair and began stomping on his neck and face. The auditioning process had been hell that day anyway, and as they pulled him off with blood flying off his shoe, the casting director seemed to to still be breathing.
Sound advice, or so he thought, had recommended to him that he try auditioning for this company at the last minute, even though their flier advertised cage fighting and midget tossing clients. Auditioning with these guys should be no problem, he thought, I'll be the only normal one there!
In the fallout of this latest auditioning boondoggle, Henry was booked on felony manslaughter. Although the coroner did list the official cause of death as an extra-size straw from Crappbuck's coffee being jammed down the man's windpipe, it was deemed that were it not for the folding chair to the skull and subsequent neck stompings, the victim might have survived through the rest of auditioning for that day.
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